Reader's Digest called stand-up comedian Shaun Eli one of America's smartest comics.  Tonight Show host Jay Leno called Shaun's writing the type of smart comedy he likes to include in his monologue.
Corporate Stand-up Comedian Shaun Eli is the founder, host and producer of Ivy Stand-up(sm) and a frequent host of the Comedy Fights Cancer shows for staff, patients and families at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center.

 "Simon & Schuster is publishing a condensed version of the Bible.  Now when you're finished committing adultery in your hotel room you can relax and read the Six Commandments."
 
"It's not true that the wealthy have no social consciousness.  Just yesterday I received a solicitation from an organization called 'Rich People with Very Expensive Cars Against Drunk Driving.'"
 
"I never complain.  I hired someone to do my complaining for me.  But he's not very good at it."		 
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             "Scientists are saying that the surface of the earth has been getting brighter        Click for a short tribute to George Carlin
            but they're not sure why.  I can tell you one thing-- it's not the people."                            
 
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"I once said that I'd rather be lucky than rich. And so far, my life is a dream come true."

                                                                           "Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons is better than doing nothing at all."
                  
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                   (website last updated July 12th, 2008)

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